Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pigletland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary
January 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Approximately two mouse ears
The Pigletland Railroad's real steam-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about Disneyland. During stops in random locations, the passenger ship will take you through the grand Foolish Canyon and Primieval Rose thingies, in which you can see unmoving animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Must be at least 59" tall and 20 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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