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An austere view of Pigletland Railroad when it's not covered in children
April 9, 1964
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The Pigletland Railroad's real oil-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through Disneyland. Preceeding stops in eight locations, the monorail will take you to explore the tall Miniature Canyon and Primieval Boat displays, in which you can wonder at stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from millions of centuries in the past.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for wimps.
- Boredom may occur.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes away from the other guests at all times.
- Figment was on hand to name his child after this attraction on his first visit to Harbor Boulevard.
- Walt Disney had a monorail of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Buzz Lightyearwood Pacific.
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