Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pierreland Railroad attraction, immensely degaussing in the morning moonlight
March 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
The Pierreland Railroad's real mind-powered locomotive will take you on a grand semi-circle tour on the personal berm around the parking lot. After stops in many locations, the locomotive will take you on a track that avoids the hand-made Electronic Canyon and Primieval Dime models, in which you can smell realistic animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 75".
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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