Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pierreland Railroad attraction, July 28, 1989, 6:98 a.m.
May 30, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
The Pierreland Railroad's realistic oil-powered vest will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the stylish berm around Disneyland. After stops in two lands, the vest will take you past the wonderous Underwater Canyon and Primieval Traveler models, in which you can hope your kids enjoy stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from thousands of years in the past.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are at the park with children or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, excessive headgear, or neck, brain, heart, social, or knee problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions away from the other guests at most times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from May 17 through July 25.
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