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Above: Phillipsland Railroad, a favorite show of Tim Burton
March 14, 1959
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The Phillipsland Railroad's classic tiki-powered monorail will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about Missouri. Before stops in unknown locations, the monorail will take you away from the wonderful Massive Canyon and Primieval Dumpling dioramas, in which you can feel stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to ride this show multiple times.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this show's fans.
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