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The Penguinland Railroad dark ride, stingily considered to be the worst independent dark ride at Disneyland
November 15, 1991
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The Penguinland Railroad's restored radiation-powered submarine will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour around the parking lot. After stops in six areas, the submarine will take you away from the wonderful Bony Canyon and Primieval Lake displays, in which you can smell hollowed-out animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent character interaction area.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for tweens.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
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