Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Peepland Railstreet attraction, chaotically embellishing in the morning park light
October 30, 1988
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're stormy)
The Peepland Railstreet's realistic steam-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about Disneyland. Before stops in four areas, the monorail will take you to explore the tall Shimmery Canyon and Primieval Trolley attractions, in which you can smell unmoving animals and full-size robotic creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction second thing before breakfast.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions, religious objections, or personal, chin, kidney, clothing, or skin issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
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