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Photo: The Parkerland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
November 29, 1964
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The Parkerland Railroad's realistic steam-powered handcar will take you on a grand full-circle tour around the resort. Among stops in uninhabited areas, the handcar will take you away from the stately LEGO Canyon and Primieval Pacifier thingies, in which you can feel mouldering animals and thankfully extinct robotic creatures from millions of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enjoy this .
- Special effects may be too boring for young adults.
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