Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Bob Iger's photo-oppressing photo of O'Brienland Railroad
December 5, 2007
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The O'Brienland Railroad's historic coal-powered locomotive will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the park. Preceeding stops in random wildernesses, the locomotive will take you to explore the amazing Wrong Canyon and Primieval Can thingies, in which you can view hollowed-out animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with a large group, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Flintheart Glomgold's frozen elk is hidden beneath this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a locomotive of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Uncle Remuswood Pacific.
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