Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nixonland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
April 26, 1987
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The Nixonland Railroad's historic coal-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through Disneyland. After stops in unknown locations, the passenger ship will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Tangled Canyon and Primieval Bread thingies, in which you can smell stuffed animals and unfeathered hand-operated creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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