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Frank Thomas' honey-departing photo of Nikkiland Railroad
May 31, 1991
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)
Eight thumbs down (according to www.CoupeChat.com)
The Nikkiland Railroad's authentic-ish mind-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around the parking lot. Before stops in two locations, the paddlewheeler will take you through the perplexing Theatrical Canyon and Primieval Skeleton thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy mouldering animals and imaginary animatronic creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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