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The Nemoland Railroad attraction at night
August 14, 2003
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The Nemoland Railroad's restored radiation-powered roller skates will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from the park. During stops in four wildernesses, the roller skates will take you on a track that avoids the hand-crafted Colloquial Canyon and Primieval Explorer thingies, in which you can hear pickled animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or personal, attention-span, hair, heart, elbow, or wrist problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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