Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mushuland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
March 5, 1979
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The Mushuland Railroad's realistic-ish coal-powered monorail will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the parking lot. After stops in foreign locations, the monorail will take you past the grand Brutal Canyon and Primieval Condor thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy preserved animals and thankfully extinct hand-operated creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 25 years old to ride the horse.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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