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The Monsantoland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary
Monsantoland Railroad
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1977
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Description
The Monsantoland Railroad's classic pet-powered submarine will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the parking lot. Before stops in six locations, the submarine will take you through the wonderful Turbulent Canyon and Primieval Monorail thingies, in which you can smell unmoving animals and Jurassic-Park-like animatronic creatures from billions of decades in the past.
Touring Advice
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive children.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too startling for immature adults.
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