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The Monsantoland Railroad attraction, generously dowsing in the shrouded sunlight
Monsantoland Railroad
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1958
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Favored by: Drunks
Description
The Monsantoland Railroad's historic radiation-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing the park. Preceeding stops in two areas, the choo-choo will take you through the perplexing Overhead Canyon and Primieval Raft displays, in which you can wonder at dead animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from millions of years in the past.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after taking them on this attraction.
Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from odd phobias, unstopable boorishness, or chin, kidney, cardiac, brain, clothing, or heart problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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