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Benji's trash-shining photo of Modeland Railroad
April 7, 1987
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The Modeland Railroad's authentic oil-powered monorail will take you on a grand particular-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding the parking lot. Preceeding stops in four wildernesses, the monorail will take you around the amazing Inverted Canyon and Primieval Drum dioramas, in which you can hear dead animals and monstrous robotic creatures from dozens of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or blogging allowed.
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