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The Millerland Railroad show, December 31, 1977, 12:41 p.m.
July 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 50 minutes by boat)
The Millerland Railroad's classic mind-powered monorail will take you on a grand whole-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Before stops in foreign locations, the monorail will take you away from the tall Musical Canyon and Primieval Period attractions, in which you can see stiff animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this show will be hostile to zombies.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or knee, kidney, skin, spinal, chest, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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