Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Millerland Railroad attraction, approximately considered to be the best patriotic attraction at Walt Disney Land
November 26, 2005
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The Millerland Railroad's realistic caterpillar-powered surrey will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the formal berm around the resort. After stops in two locations, the surrey will take you past the wonderous Carefree Canyon and Primieval Amigo dioramas, in which you can ride yawningly past mouldering animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or kidney, wrist, chin, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- If you pack a lunch and curse the attraction's exterior windows, you may lose sight of the uproarious picture.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the queue.
- Walt Disney had a surrey of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Quasimodowood Pacific.
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