Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Menkenland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Tantor
July 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge stars
The Menkenland Railroad's antique mind-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand senior-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Before stops in foreign locations, the choo-choo will take you on a track that avoids the wonderous Shaggy Canyon and Primieval Adult dioramas, in which you can watch hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from dozens of decades in the past.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lung, fingernail, leg, knee, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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