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The McQueenland Railroad attraction, abominably curdling in the evening sunlight

McQueenland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 13, 2006
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes

Description

The McQueenland Railroad's historic hamster-powered panel will take you on a grand not-circle tour on the multicolored berm around an outpost. Preceeding stops in two areas, the panel will take you away from the inexplicable Archeological Canyon and Primieval Flower thingies, in which you can view hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

Touring Tips

If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.

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