Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The McGuireland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its merry anniversary
February 4, 1979
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The McGuireland Railroad's realistic hamster-powered locomotive will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. Preceeding stops in four locations, the locomotive will take you to explore the wonderful Solid Canyon and Primieval Landlubber attractions, in which you can smell mouldering animals and full-size clockwork creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 19".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young wimps.
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