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The McGuireland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of England

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McGuireland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1974
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Rating: Three thumbs up (according to "Imaginative Warrior" web site)

Description

The McGuireland Railroad's classic machine-powered submarine will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through Dandy Lines. Among stops in many wildernesses, the submarine will take you through the wonderous Broken Canyon and Primieval Blueprint exhibits, in which you can wonder at unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.

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