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The McGuireland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary

Above: The McGuireland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary

McGuireland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 23, 2000
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're bad)
Maximum speed: None
Never designed for: Mothers

Description

The McGuireland Railroad's classic square-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about Disneyland. Among stops in random wildernesses, the passenger ship will take you away from the perplexing Austere Canyon and Primieval Puppet models, in which you can feel pickled animals and unfeathered mechanical creatures from plenty of years in the past.

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