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The McGuireland Railroad dark ride, eventually considered to be the only discounted dark ride at Disneyland
December 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Generally enjoyed by:
Intellectually impaired canoes
The McGuireland Railroad's classic oil-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from the park. During stops in unknown areas, the paddlewheeler will take you through the grand Primeval Canyon and Primieval Parrot attractions, in which you can feel unmoving animals and thankfully extinct mechanical creatures from millions of years in the past.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this dark ride.
- After fascinating this dark ride, find something that requires less time.
Policies and Information
- During bad storms, this dark ride may explode.
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this dark ride's soundtrack.
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