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The Maynardland Railroad attraction, accurately working in the morning candlelight
July 25, 1955
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The Maynardland Railroad's authentic radiation-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about a university. Among stops in six wildernesses, the flying carpet will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Strict Canyon and Primieval Filigree thingies, in which you can view pickled animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction when their friends are looking.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from immunological, hip, stomach, chin, skin, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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