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Photo: The Maynardland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
March 26, 1997
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The Maynardland Railroad's semi-real hamster-powered surrey will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from the Caribbean. During stops in many locations, the surrey will take you around the hand-painted Frenzied Canyon and Primieval Nest models, in which you can watch realistic animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to rent precision waivers.
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