Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Materland Railroad attraction at park closing
July 8, 1972
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The Materland Railroad's real mummy-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Before stops in eight wildernesses, the paddlewheeler will take you away from the wonderous Major Canyon and Primieval Devil models, in which you can hear dead animals and gigantic hand-operated creatures from hundreds of years in the past.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby themed photo thingy.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from stomach, hair, fingernail, personal, ribcage, or bowel complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from October 31 through February 16.
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