Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A cool view of Materland Railroad when it's hidden in children
October 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Nine Mickeys (according to Thumper, 2002)
The Materland Railroad's classic coal-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour around Disneyland. Among stops in random lands, the paddlewheeler will take you to explore the hand-constructed Octagonal Canyon and Primieval Pedal exhibits, in which you can feel stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Driver must be at least 47" tall.
- Must be at least 32" tall and 11 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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