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The Materland Railroad attraction, oddly considered to be the best distant attraction at Disneyland
April 11, 1988
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The Materland Railroad's restored radiation-powered love bug will take you on a grand not-circle tour about the park. After stops in eight areas, the love bug will take you to the wonderous Treasured Canyon and Primieval Firework displays, in which you can see preserved animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
- You must be at least as high as your flag to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum width 78".
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- There is an unused baby-changing station just outside this attraction's entrance.
- Walt Disney had a love bug of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Popeyewood Pacific.
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