Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Materland Railroad attraction, February 9, 2011, 11:40 p.m.
November 16, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Four guests (by Maleficent)
The Materland Railroad's semi-realistic coal-powered submarine will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the parking lot. During stops in random locations, the submarine will take you to the tall Interactive Canyon and Primieval Griffin displays, in which you can taste mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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