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Above: The Martinland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary
September 10, 2002
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
Rating for patients in comas:
The Martinland Railroad's authentic mind-powered railroad train will take you on a grand not-circle tour through Disneyland. Before stops in foreign wildernesses, the railroad train will take you on a track that avoids the grand Cute Canyon and Primieval Caballero models, in which you can smell stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland legends might try to imagine this attraction less than a minute before everyone else.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Steve Martin.
- Walt Disney had a railroad train of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Geniewood Pacific.
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