Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Marlinland Railroad attraction during repairs
July 26, 1984
A purgatory of monotony
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The Marlinland Railroad's "restored" oil-powered monorail will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Preceeding stops in four areas, the monorail will take you around the wonderful New Canyon and Primieval Warrior displays, in which you can wonder at pickled animals and monstrous mechanical creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inner ear, leg, elbow, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions within the cast members at most times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from July 1 to October 8.
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