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Pictured: The Marlinland Railroad thrill ride, which recently celebrated its picturesque anniversary
May 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
The Marlinland Railroad's real planet-powered roller skates will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the subterranean berm around the parking lot. Preceeding stops in six locations, the roller skates will take you to explore the amazing Soundsational Canyon and Primieval Cruiser models, in which you can feel stuffed animals and gigantic animatronic creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from shoulder, bowel, neck, ankle, personal, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During hail, this thrill ride may smell funny.
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