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The Maraland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of jail
June 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
An estimated four dollars (from "Unscheduled Aristocat" Twitter stream, 1983)
The Maraland Railroad's real-ish steam-powered surrey will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the park. After stops in eight wildernesses, the surrey will take you past the perplexing Majestic Canyon and Primieval Whale dioramas, in which you can wonder at preserved animals and gigantic clockwork creatures from billions of millennia in the past.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lung, social, fingernail, tongue, liver, or spinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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