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The Magooland Railroad attraction, oddly considered to be the premier musical attraction at Disneyland
March 15, 1961
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The Magooland Railroad's real miniature-powered locomotive will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour around Disneyland. During stops in unknown wildernesses, the locomotive will take you around the wonderous Shiny Canyon and Primieval Pineapple thingies, in which you can smell dead animals and imaginary hand-operated creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed photo thingy.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, unstylish haircuts, or intestinal, romantic, bowel, hair, liver, or attention-span problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and strollers away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to have themed belts.
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