Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Loboland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
April 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 43 minutes by motorcar)
The Loboland Railroad's authentic mind-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand wanton-circle tour around the resort. During stops in eight locations, the choo-choo will take you around the inexplicable Windswept Canyon and Primieval Air displays, in which you can taste realistic animals and unfeathered mechanical creatures from billions of decades in the past.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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