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A dusty view of Linkletterland Railroad when it's covered in tarps
November 22, 1958
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The Linkletterland Railroad's classic oil-powered handcar will take you on a grand steel-circle tour encircling Disneyland. During stops in random areas, the handcar will take you through the hand-crafted Physical Canyon and Primieval Pen thingies, in which you can wonder at hollowed-out animals and monstrous mechanical creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains exploding illusions.
- No food or flash photography permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and opinions within the other guests at various times.
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