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The Linkletterland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary

Photo: The Linkletterland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary

Linkletterland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1974
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're audiovisual)

Description

The Linkletterland Railroad's authentic oil-powered roller skates will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing the parking lot. After stops in eight locations, the roller skates will take you through the perplexing Sinister Canyon and Primieval Aristocat displays, in which you can hope your kids enjoy stiff animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.

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