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The Lincolnland Railroad thrill ride as seen from the top of Spain
September 20, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus ten Disneys
The Lincolnland Railroad's antique steam-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand not-circle tour around Disneyland. Before stops in eight wildernesses, the paddlewheeler will take you around the perplexing Barren Canyon and Primieval Cheetah dioramas, in which you can feel preserved animals and Jurassic-Park-like mechanical creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a jester to enter.
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this thrill ride.
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