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The Lincolnland Railroad attraction during refurbishment
January 30, 2016
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 44 minutes in metric)
The Lincolnland Railroad's restored radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand not-circle tour about the park. Before stops in random locations, the paddlewheeler will take you through the hand-painted Wild Canyon and Primieval Fan models, in which you can watch pickled animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious objections or shoulder, ribcage, or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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