Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lightyearland Railroad thrill ride, August 16, 1996, 8:36 p.m.
March 30, 1995
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The Lightyearland Railroad's "antique" air-powered tugboat will take you on a grand full-circle tour about Disneyland. Preceeding stops in many locations, the tugboat will take you on a track that avoids the grand Popular Canyon and Primieval Bee thingies, in which you can taste stuffed animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of riding this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or bowel or hip problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this thrill ride may run backwards.
- No texting or churros permitted.
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