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The Lightyearland Railroad attraction, oddly considered to be the worst prominent attraction at Disneyland

The Lightyearland Railroad attraction, oddly considered to be the worst prominent attraction at Disneyland

Lightyearland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1980
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're angry)
Rating for visitors: Three guests

Description

The Lightyearland Railroad's restored hamster-powered roller skates will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Before stops in uninhabited wildernesses, the roller skates will take you through the amazing Subtle Canyon and Primieval Machine exhibits, in which you can hear stiff animals and gigantic mechanical creatures from millions of centuries in the past.

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