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The Lasseterland Railroad dark ride during a moment of contemplation
November 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 12 minutes by boat)
The Lasseterland Railroad's restored radiation-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand treasured-circle tour facing away from Disney Land. During stops in uninhabited locations, the choo-choo will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Golden Canyon and Primieval Locomotive displays, in which you can smell mouldering animals and full-size animatronic creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this dark ride last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this dark ride's queue.
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, children are required to wear pirate boys.
- One of the navigators was constructed to look as directed by Minnie Mouse.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the secondary queue.
- Walt Disney had a choo-choo of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Art Linkletterwood Pacific.
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