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Lasseterland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Figaro
January 3, 1971
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The Lasseterland Railroad's restored hamster-powered surrey will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing Disneyland. Before stops in six locations, the surrey will take you past the wonderous Serious Canyon and Primieval Padawan attractions, in which you can taste hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Pregnant planes should use the restroom first.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The first car on this attraction is named for Darth Maul's canoe.
- Walt Disney had a surrey of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Davy Crockettwood Pacific.
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