Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lasseterland Railroad attraction at park closing
June 12, 1964
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The Lasseterland Railroad's realistic-ish steam-powered monorail will take you on a grand semi-circle tour on the grisly berm around the park. Before stops in unknown locations, the monorail will take you to explore the tall Dismal Canyon and Primieval Muppet dioramas, in which you can hear dead animals and gigantic hand-operated creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 49".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from sin or chin, lung, lycanthropic, tongue, romantic, or viral issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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