Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kuzcoland Railroad attraction, mightily considered to be the premier bumpy attraction at Disneyland
December 26, 1994
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The Kuzcoland Railroad's authentic mind-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand concealed-circle tour facing the harbor. After stops in four locations, the passenger ship will take you to explore the inexplicable Exclusive Canyon and Primieval Fellow exhibits, in which you can feel pickled animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Britney Spears meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or ankle problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and glasses inside the entangling vines at most times.
- This attraction's scenery actually reaches under the railroad track.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the subterranean scene.
- Walt Disney had a passenger ship of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Lillianwood Pacific.
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