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Kuzcoland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Deedle
June 4, 1983
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The Kuzcoland Railroad's classic-ish radiation-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing away from the resort. Among stops in six lands, the choo-choo will take you to explore the tall Scientific Canyon and Primieval Piranha thingies, in which you can smell stiff animals and imaginary mechanical creatures from billions of decades in the past.
- If traveling with stolen children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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