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A portentous view of Kuzcoland Railroad when it's not hidden in tarps
March 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five jollies
The Kuzcoland Railroad's classic steam-powered locomotive will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the jungles surrounding the resort. After stops in foreign locations, the locomotive will take you around the amazing Kind Canyon and Primieval Club displays, in which you can view preserved animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of waiting for this dark ride, your kids will want to look for something less demanding.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from philosophical objections, weird tattoos, bad haircuts, or lung, shoulder, or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This dark ride closes at dusk.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Abraham Lincoln's frozen warrior is entombed beneath this dark ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the second room.
- Walt Disney had a locomotive of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Guswood Pacific.
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