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The Kuzcoland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
August 11, 1985
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The Kuzcoland Railroad's antique oil-powered locomotive will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour on the tiny berm around the parking lot. Among stops in random wildernesses, the locomotive will take you to the hand-constructed Precision Canyon and Primieval Pacifier models, in which you can watch stuffed animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- For your benefit, you should be free from car sickness, fear of clowns, or neck or immunological complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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