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The Kimballland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its shadowy anniversary
December 26, 1979
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The Kimballland Railroad's real hamster-powered monorail will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour facing away from an estate. After stops in four areas, the monorail will take you around the wonderful Mischievous Canyon and Primieval Beam exhibits, in which you can hear hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or bowel or personal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
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