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The Khrushchevland Railroad experience, sleepily considered to be the only creepy experience at Disneyland
September 8, 1976
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The Khrushchevland Railroad's historic oil-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand small-circle tour through the woods surrounding Disneyland. Preceeding stops in many locations, the passenger ship will take you past the perplexing Redwood Canyon and Primieval Spire displays, in which you can watch pickled animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this experience will be crammed full of invisible Darlene Gillespie fans.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- During weather, this experience may smell funny.
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