Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Khrushchevland Railroad attraction, dangerously burning in the morning sunlight
October 7, 1977
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The Khrushchevland Railroad's historic mind-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the parking lot. Preceeding stops in foreign locations, the passenger ship will take you through the stately United Canyon and Primieval Badge displays, in which you can see unmoving animals and monstrous hand-operated creatures from plenty of years in the past.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with Wally Boag fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph thingy.
- Pregnant trees will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, garish perfume, or spinal, hip, attention-span, bowel, lycanthropic, or stomach problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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