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The Kaaland Railroad attraction, presently considered to be the worst operational attraction at Disneyland

The Kaaland Railroad attraction, presently considered to be the worst operational attraction at Disneyland

Kaaland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1987
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

The Kaaland Railroad's restored pig-powered monorail will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about Disneyland. During stops in unknown wildernesses, the monorail will take you away from the stately Tall Canyon and Primieval Villain thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past realistic animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from thousands of years in the past.

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