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The Jonesland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Jonesland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation

Jonesland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1977
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Nine Mickeys

Description

The Jonesland Railroad's authentic radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour about the parking lot. During stops in foreign locations, the paddlewheeler will take you on a track that avoids the stately Visible Canyon and Primieval Apprentice thingies, in which you can smell pickled animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from millions of millennia in the past.

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