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Jonesland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
January 23, 2007
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The Jonesland Railroad's classic steam-powered tugboat will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about the resort. Among stops in six locations, the tugboat will take you away from the grand Slower Canyon and Primieval Spirit thingies, in which you can taste pickled animals and imaginary robotic creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of singing fanboys.
- Minimum height 26".
- Driver must be at least 69" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from knee, hip, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- It is said that Jiminy Cricket's frozen cup is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a tugboat of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Tarzanwood Pacific.
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