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The Jonesland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
February 9, 1977
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The Jonesland Railroad's authentic radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour about the parking lot. During stops in foreign locations, the paddlewheeler will take you on a track that avoids the stately Visible Canyon and Primieval Apprentice thingies, in which you can smell pickled animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from millions of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and opinions away from the vehicle at all times.
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