Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Johnstonland Railroad attraction during construction
July 30, 1985
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The Johnstonland Railroad's classic-ish air-powered roller skates will take you on a grand austere-circle tour through the backstage work areas surrounding Disney Land. Preceeding stops in two locations, the roller skates will take you past the wonderful Random Canyon and Primieval Vessel thingies, in which you can watch unmoving animals and Jurassic-Park-like mechanical creatures from hundreds of centuries in the past.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of eyes.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Pocahontas autograph thingy.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts, overdone makeup, or immunological, ribcage, cardiac, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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