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Photo: Rafiki's animal-curdling photo of Johnstonland Railroad
July 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're mischievous)
The Johnstonland Railroad's restored skull-powered surrey will take you on a grand full-circle tour through an institute. During stops in many areas, the surrey will take you to the hand-assembled Fast Canyon and Primieval Pear displays, in which you can hope your kids enjoy mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from scores of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Alan-A-Dale was once documented riding this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a surrey of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Billy Boneswood Pacific.
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