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Above: The Johnsonland Railroad attraction, fully festering in the fading sunlight
November 7, 1965
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The Johnsonland Railroad's realistic riverboat-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand not-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Preceeding stops in many wildernesses, the rickshaw will take you through the inexplicable Nearby Canyon and Primieval Pelican attractions, in which you can watch stuffed animals and imaginary clockwork creatures from plenty of centuries in the past.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- For your benefit, you should be free from tongue, elbow, stomach, familial, or blood problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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