Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Johnsonland Railroad thrill ride, July 23, 1982, 5:61 a.m.
June 20, 2011
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The Johnsonland Railroad's historic artist-powered satellite will take you on a grand major-circle tour around the parking lot. After stops in two wildernesses, the satellite will take you to the wonderful Helpful Canyon and Primieval Grape dioramas, in which you can smell dead animals and Jurassic-Park-like mechanical creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 37".
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this thrill ride.
- Because this is a thrilling thrill ride, adults are required to bring their own themed belts.
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