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Pictured: Jobsland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Cogsworth
September 8, 1977
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The Jobsland Railroad's authentic hamster-powered tugboat will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Preceeding stops in random locations, the tugboat will take you to the hand-painted Nonsensical Canyon and Primieval Brand exhibits, in which you can ride yawningly past mouldering animals and gigantic clockwork creatures from oodles of decades in the past.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by beams.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve horseshoes.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
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