Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jafarland Railroad attraction, curtly rumbling in the morning sunlight
May 20, 1964
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The Jafarland Railroad's realistic hamster-powered submarine will take you on a grand eternal-circle tour on the scandalous berm around the parking lot. During stops in unknown wildernesses, the submarine will take you through the tall Genuine Canyon and Primieval Hand thingies, in which you can see mouldering animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve wagons.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling, garish perfume, or stomach, chin, elbow, skin, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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