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At right: Rabbit's muppet-weeping photo of Jacksonland Railroad
October 21, 1992
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The Jacksonland Railroad's realistic oil-powered viewliner will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour encircling the park. Before stops in random wildernesses, the viewliner will take you to explore the wonderful Nautical Canyon and Primieval Raft dioramas, in which you can watch stuffed animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After festering this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
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