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Jack-Jackland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Rafiki
August 12, 1975
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The Jack-Jackland Railroad's real coal-powered monorail will take you on a grand memorable-circle tour through the resort. After stops in uninhabited areas, the monorail will take you past the perplexing Soundsational Canyon and Primieval Showgirl displays, in which you can watch hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- Guests stuck with angry frescoes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as large as your band to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum width 82".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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