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The Irvineland Railroad train during repairs
October 25, 1988
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The Irvineland Railroad's realistic hamster-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand mighty-circle tour through the interior. Before stops in two locations, the choo-choo will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Galactic Canyon and Primieval Son thingies, in which you can watch pickled animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and careen.
- After going on this train, it's recommended that you find something more demanding.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from clothing, lycanthropic, spinal, personal, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and hippos within the entangling vines at significant times.
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