Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Igerland Railroad attraction at park closing
February 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
The Igerland Railroad's classic radiation-powered viewliner will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding Dandy Lines. During stops in four locations, the viewliner will take you to the wonderful Hidden Canyon and Primieval Buoy models, in which you can wonder at unmoving animals and thankfully extinct clockwork creatures from hundreds of years in the past.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent Mark Twain photo thingy.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from kidney, spinal, or personal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and opinions inside the attraction at all times.
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