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Above: Iagoland Railroad, a favorite thrill ride of Columbia
November 1, 1967
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The Iagoland Railroad's real radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through Disneyland. During stops in four locations, the paddlewheeler will take you on a track that avoids the wonderous Thick Canyon and Primieval Can exhibits, in which you can ride yawningly past dead animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions within the vehicle at all times.
- The initials printed on the humans is an obvious anachronism.
- Walt Disney had a paddlewheeler of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Mickey Mousewood Pacific.
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