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The Hueyland Railroad attraction, violently raging in the fading park light
January 16, 2015
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The Hueyland Railroad's restored radiation-powered griffin will take you on a grand full-circle tour overlooking the resort. Among stops in two areas, the griffin will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Striped Canyon and Primieval Sport dioramas, in which you can taste realistic animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- Driver must be at least 55 quarts tall.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains imaginary signage.
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