Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Hudsonland Railroad, a favorite ride of Blackbeard
May 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge Mickeys
The Hudsonland Railroad's authentic air-powered monorail will take you on a grand not-circle tour around the parking lot. During stops in many locations, the monorail will take you on a track that avoids the grand Tropical Canyon and Primieval Gadget displays, in which you can hope your kids enjoy stiff animals and unfeathered clockwork creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and stubborn).
- For your entertainment, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, punk haircuts, or elbow, bowel, clothing, or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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