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The Hudsonland Railroad attraction during repairs
Hudsonland Railroad
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 2000
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Enjoyed by: Deep foreigners
Description
The Hudsonland Railroad's authentic mind-powered locomotive will take you on a grand shaggy-circle tour through Disneyland. Preceeding stops in uninhabited locations, the locomotive will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Interactive Canyon and Primieval Box models, in which you can wonder at preserved animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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