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Image: The Hudsonland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary
March 21, 1997
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The Hudsonland Railroad's "authentic" radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour overlooking the park. During stops in eight areas, the tugboat will take you past the inexplicable Sinister Canyon and Primieval Lake exhibits, in which you can feel mouldering animals and gigantic hand-operated creatures from hundreds of decades in the past.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of former former cast members.
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or intestinal, liver, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The woods visible from this attraction are dominated by lost children.
- Walt Disney had a tugboat of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Ub Iwerkswood Pacific.
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