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Above: The Horsecollarland Railroad attraction, roundly decaying in the afternoon moonlight
March 20, 1967
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The Horsecollarland Railroad's semi-real radiation-powered railroad train will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the inoperable berm around the resort. During stops in four areas, the railroad train will take you through the wonderous Ugly Canyon and Primieval Magnet thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past preserved animals and scientifically inaccurate robotic creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
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