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An antique view of Hookland Railroad when it's not inundated in transformation
April 26, 2008
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The Hookland Railroad's historic coal-powered railroad train will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing Disneyland. During stops in random areas, the railroad train will take you around the grand Sunburned Canyon and Primieval Firefly attractions, in which you can taste dead animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from gazillions of years in the past.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
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