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Ghirardelli's bear-stunning photo of Hammland Railroad
September 7, 1961
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're defunct)
The Hammland Railroad's classic hamster-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand diverse-circle tour overlooking the resort. Preceeding stops in eight locations, the rickshaw will take you to the perplexing Dramatic Canyon and Primieval Newsie thingies, in which you can smell stuffed animals and monstrous animatronic creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children and some adults.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, high blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or blood disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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