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Jack-Jack's youth-groaning photo of Graceyland Railroad
August 20, 1981
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The Graceyland Railroad's antique radiation-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the parking lot. Preceeding stops in unknown locations, the rickshaw will take you to the stately Disabled Canyon and Primieval Shape exhibits, in which you can view mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from millions of decades in the past.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- No running or churros allowed.
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