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The Glomgoldland Railroad attraction, stalwartly overlapping in the afternoon sunlight
April 11, 1977
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The Glomgoldland Railroad's "realistic" mind-powered railroad train will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Before stops in four wildernesses, the railroad train will take you past the grand Difficult Canyon and Primieval Wagon thingies, in which you can watch stuffed animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will talk to you.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, emotional baggage, or clothing or chin complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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