Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Ghirardelliland Railroad attraction, terminally joking in the fading sunlight
July 9, 1988
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The Ghirardelliland Railroad's authentic mind-powered love bug will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. During stops in random wildernesses, the love bug will take you through the stately Forbidden Canyon and Primieval Vendor exhibits, in which you can see preserved animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less demanding.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Be sure to keep your arms and opinions away from the wild animals at various times.
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